Experience AIDS/LifeCycle 4 (2005)

INTRO

Feeling a little grungy? Had a bad hair day? Are you ready to get your style on? Welcome all you funky fashionistas to ALC's first annual Roadie Fashion Show. Here in a universe of compulsory t-shirts and twenty-hour days, fashion follows function to the height of glamour, glitz and grunginess. And so, without further adieu, we'd like to present the 2005 Roadie line of ready-to-wear!

LAZY GIRL

Advance Setup A's own Lauren's mantra is "hydrate, urinate, decorate!" The roadie with too much time on her hands is an avalanche of accessories with retro punk safety pins, beguiling bedazzlings and bodacious boobs! She's one roadie who's too sexy for her shirt.

RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET

Next we have Advance Setup's own Cheryl, who takes hydration to a whole new level. After a busy day of moving tables and chairs, her wet roadie T-shirt is accented with crotchety work gloves. What Cinderella fits her glove?

LADY IN THE BOUDOIR

Advance Setup A's own Diane is fashion-forward in seductive evening wear that converts to a late-night bed jacket. Finished in ice-blue satin and trimmed in crystal bugle beads, she's sure to set up style for years to come.

ROAD KILL

Traffic lets nothing go to waste -- including road kill! Wonderful Wave is draped in luxurious animal pelts, freshly harvested from highway 101. This glamoricious evening look tops our own roadie traffic tee and is sure to be the talk of the ball.

HITCHHIKER

Traffic's own Jeff is more than just another lonely traveler. He's a hunky hitchhiker, a man on the go with no vehicle to take him there. But with these street-smart accessories, he's sure to get someone to take him for a spin.

SEXY SAFETY CONE

Nothing says "safety" like an orange traffic cone. Single and seductive Scott sports a delectable diva ensemble that combines safety with sex, function with flair. And on foggy nights, his low-beams make one fine set of headlights!

DIRT ROAD

Country roads, take me home… to bling bling! Traffic's rugged own Amos is dazzling in hand-beaded quality gemstones mined from the shoulders of every back road between San Francisco and Los Angeles . They're not white diamonds, but Elizabeth Taylor, eat your heart out.

DITZY DIRECTIONAL

Traffic's own jackie is big on giving directions. Here, she is the queen of control, a walking directional that mesmerizes in four seasonal pallets. Let’s give this vivacious vixen a round of applause!

WET AND WILD

Ladies and gentlemen, beware: Slippery when wet! Here, the lovely ladies of Water Stop: Stephanie, Nora, Ruby and Kim model the latest in bustiers. Talk about jugs! These outfits will get you wetter than the sprinklers in Aptos. With a splash of colorful caution tape, these dresses show how form can follow function. They can water your lawn, wet your whistle, put a little spray in your day and leave you feeling moist and squishy. Whatever your hydration needs, these girls are sure to be the stars of your wet dreams.

BKC 2005

When it comes to practicality and prettiness, nobody does it better than Logistics Manager Beth Koeneke, whose unique belt of many pockets has inspired a new line of active wear called "The Beth Koeneke Collection." Here, Route Deputy Tina models the basic BKC utility belt, complete with cell phone, leather man -- or leather boy -- and any other tool a girl desires.

BKC 2006 PREVIEW

And for those of you on the forefront of fashion, we're previewing the newest, most exciting item in next year's Beth Koeneke Collection, BKC Femme. Jeff is pretty in pink in his own over-the-shoulder vanity belt, complete with Hello Kittyesque primping mirror and lipstick holder. It's everything a girl could want for 2006.

GROADIES DO IT HAZMAT STYLE

The Pack-up roadies get down-and-groadie with trash pickup in frisky hazmat daywear. Biohazard containment is no laughing matter, especially when it means picking up YOUR abandoned pee bottles. But at day's end, these hard workers unwind groadie-style in casual evening wear that includes sequins by JR of Beverly Hills and dressed-down casual by Fred of Van Nuys.

FINALE